At least I tried...

mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea

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A.M.E.R.I.C.A.
All I want to do is play
See the city every day
Pretty party nation

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“Almost isn’t good enough!”

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yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.